An Englishman in New England

An Englishman in New England

Work like no-one's watching, dance like you don't need the money, and hurt like you've never been loved.

All About The Englishman


Be informed
Be entertained
Be perverted
Confess, sinner
Things fall apart. The center cannot hold.
Change your perceptions. They're lame.
I have a dream.
I am Jack's imaginary friend
Don't think. Just Grow.
For all your multimedia needs
Rehabilitating Mr. Wiggles
Filthy Lies
Hey! You make me throw up a little!
The Framley Examiner Personals
From the creator of 'Grow'
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This man is everything I hope to be, artistically
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Belle De Jour
C h a p e l . P e r i l o u s
Another Girl, Another Planet
Robber Rabbit

currently. . .

[Playing] Oh, holy Halo 2, Xbox
[Reading] War of the Worlds
[Songs of the Moment] Freelove Freeway, Ricky Gervais/David Brent & Noel Gallagher (The Office), Let Me Love You, Mario
[Movie(s) of the Moment] Before Sunset

highlight reel

Pussy Perspectives
The Laid List
Liquored Up and Lookin' Fer Pussy
Orphan Rampage
The Office and David Carradine
Urkel's Calling
A Wee Turtle's Head
Non-Event Horizon
The Illusion of Time
Born To Run
Bush Humor
Fiendster: The Anti-Friendster
Crusoe and the INS
Peak Oil
Smile for me, Mona
Spin the bullet bachelor party
Spin the bullet part II
Heaven and Home
Heal the world

Atom Feed me, Seymour

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Wednesday, March 17

You are hated by 566,403 people in your network

A lightbulb moment on the train today.

Where is the Anti-Friendster? We could call it "Hatester". . .or better yet, "Fiendster".

Imagine it - collect together a network of people you hate, and find new people to hate through them! Find out exactly how many degrees you're removed from the loudmouthed fuck sitting behind you talking at excessive volume on his cellphone about the hot chick he's gonna get wasted and bone tonight, and hur-hur, yeah you know she did your best friend in the mensroom stall at the club, but fuck it she's hot, and sure, you'll save sloppy seconds for your friend, cos hes your bro, dude, holla. If you're that guy, and you're reading this - you're first in my network of Hate.

The possibilities of this concept, like its cute and fluffy twin, are endless. It could be the first Hating service (as opposed to Dating Service), setting up people who are likely to hate each other at first sight. The connections of rage and loathing would grow and grow - divorces, arguments, fights - all of friendster's disillusioned would inevitably migrate over to Fiendster, until at some point, the system would reach critical mass. Emotions would boil over and erupt, culminating in something not unlike a battle scene from Lord of the Rings.

And I, the creator and instigator of Armageddon, would sit back, laugh, drink beer, and laugh some more.

Afterthought: if any codemonkeys out there wanna bring this special little bit of sunshine into people's lives, I want to hear from you.