An Englishman in New England

An Englishman in New England

Work like no-one's watching, dance like you don't need the money, and hurt like you've never been loved.

All About The Englishman


Be informed
Be entertained
Be perverted
Confess, sinner
Things fall apart. The center cannot hold.
Change your perceptions. They're lame.
I have a dream.
I am Jack's imaginary friend
Don't think. Just Grow.
For all your multimedia needs
Rehabilitating Mr. Wiggles
Filthy Lies
Hey! You make me throw up a little!
The Framley Examiner Personals
From the creator of 'Grow'
Fura Neko games!
This man is everything I hope to be, artistically
Tokyo Plastic 2.0h!

I love free speech. Talk to me.


December 2003
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Belle De Jour
C h a p e l . P e r i l o u s
Another Girl, Another Planet
Robber Rabbit

currently. . .

[Playing] Oh, holy Halo 2, Xbox
[Reading] War of the Worlds
[Songs of the Moment] Freelove Freeway, Ricky Gervais/David Brent & Noel Gallagher (The Office), Let Me Love You, Mario
[Movie(s) of the Moment] Before Sunset

highlight reel

Pussy Perspectives
The Laid List
Liquored Up and Lookin' Fer Pussy
Orphan Rampage
The Office and David Carradine
Urkel's Calling
A Wee Turtle's Head
Non-Event Horizon
The Illusion of Time
Born To Run
Bush Humor
Fiendster: The Anti-Friendster
Crusoe and the INS
Peak Oil
Smile for me, Mona
Spin the bullet bachelor party
Spin the bullet part II
Heaven and Home
Heal the world

Atom Feed me, Seymour

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Saturday, December 27

The pleasure is all yours

Okay, enough vagaries - time for a recap. My name is . . .not important. As a kid, I used to wish I had a tough name like Mike or that guy Rock Hudson. Or Wolf Blitzer. But over time I came to like the original.

I'm English, not retarded, despite what stupid people liked to ask me in college. But then many of those people have since failed in life. I laugh about this to myself occasionally.

I lied. I laugh about this often.

I've been living in the Hub of New England for almost 5 years now, and I like it here a lot. Enough to call it home. Enough to allow the graceful death of my accent. Enough to integrate.

I have a wonderful wife, who will only be called M. She likes it here too, so I'm glad everything worked out, y'know, cos otherwise, we might have had to make a suicide pact, like those weird Heaven's Gate people. They were American.

Just kidding - I'd have killed her in her sleep. She would've done me in if she'd had the chance.