Yesterday, while coming through customs, I was required to give an electronic print of both of my index fingers, as well as a retinal scan. I was incensed. I wonder, do people in America realise what their politicians do in their name? I felt like asking the customs officer if he'd also like to orally inspect my anus, you know, just to do a thorough job of it all, but I didn't want to have to buy another ticket home. . .
. . .that and the fact that there were people watching. It just wouldn't do to have strangers seeing my anus.