*Deet deet deet!* yo are you there?
. . .
*Deet deet deet!* yo. . .you there?
*Doot doot doot* yo, whassup?
*Deet deet deet!* nothing. . .whatchu doin'?
*Doot doot doot!* nothin' . . . I'm taking a shit
*Doot doot doot!* Ngghhh!. . .~ploosh~
*Deet deet deet!* Yo, I'm on the train. . .everyone just heard you, dawg!
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In my world, Nextel's invention, and use of, the Direct Connect cellphone is a capital crime.