I'll be the sweetest 5 minutes you've ever had
So yes, after a short hiatus, accompanied by an equally-brief flirtation with life as a fictitious writer, I have returned, married, exhausted and smiling.
Marriage always seems to be a constant source of angst and worry for many people (especially these people), but in my experience, so far, so good. Contrary to public opinion (and who fucking asked them anyways?), M hasn't adopted a contemptuous look reserved for me and me alone, nor has she vetoed any kind of respectable sex life whatsoever.
Maybe I should correct that - she hasn't informed me of any plans to vetoe a respectable sex life. . .in the near future.
In the words of the great Sting, "tomorrow we'll see".
