An Englishman in New England

An Englishman in New England

Work like no-one's watching, dance like you don't need the money, and hurt like you've never been loved.

All About The Englishman


Be informed
Be entertained
Be perverted
Confess, sinner
Things fall apart. The center cannot hold.
Change your perceptions. They're lame.
I have a dream.
I am Jack's imaginary friend
Don't think. Just Grow.
For all your multimedia needs
Rehabilitating Mr. Wiggles
Filthy Lies
Hey! You make me throw up a little!
The Framley Examiner Personals
From the creator of 'Grow'
Fura Neko games!
This man is everything I hope to be, artistically
Tokyo Plastic 2.0h!

I love free speech. Talk to me.


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Belle De Jour
C h a p e l . P e r i l o u s
Another Girl, Another Planet
Robber Rabbit

currently. . .

[Playing] Oh, holy Halo 2, Xbox
[Reading] War of the Worlds
[Songs of the Moment] Freelove Freeway, Ricky Gervais/David Brent & Noel Gallagher (The Office), Let Me Love You, Mario
[Movie(s) of the Moment] Before Sunset

highlight reel

Pussy Perspectives
The Laid List
Liquored Up and Lookin' Fer Pussy
Orphan Rampage
The Office and David Carradine
Urkel's Calling
A Wee Turtle's Head
Non-Event Horizon
The Illusion of Time
Born To Run
Bush Humor
Fiendster: The Anti-Friendster
Crusoe and the INS
Peak Oil
Smile for me, Mona
Spin the bullet bachelor party
Spin the bullet part II
Heaven and Home
Heal the world

Atom Feed me, Seymour

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Thursday, February 26

Oooh, he's a spiky little immigrant isn't he?

And now it's time for the obligatory Foreigner's Rant Because I'm Cranky And Want To Leave Work Early. Things I miss about England:

- The Office - Ricky Gervais, why did we ever part?
- Acceptance of alcohol consumption at lunchtime (it's a professional networking skill!)
- Have I Got News For You? - Because Jon Stewart will never live up to the drier than dry wit of Angus Deighton (someone correct me, I know I misspelled his name) and Ian Hislop.
- Private Eye - Because Life Is Less Shitty When You Publicly Ridicule Your Leaders
- English Maxim, Loaded, and the barely-not-pornographic pictures I took from them to decorate my dorm room in boarding school
- Oasis, Blur and the Stereophonics (minus the headbutting, cocaine and general unpleasantness to your fellow man - in fact, everything but the music)
- A giant but friendly Yorkshireman in a position of authority over me (not like that - I'm married, you know!)
- The opportunity to explore London via the Tube. The opportunity to explore London on the Bus. Fuck it, the opportunity to explore London. My stunted social life there was cut off in its prime.
- The sausages.