Tonight I have my bachelor party, but I have no idea where it will be, or who will be there. My groomsmen are picking me up at 5pm from my workplace, and from then on, I am in their sweaty, callused hands for the night. My brother and my uncle will also be in attendance, as well as an 8lb bag of cocaine, 12 feet of garden hose, a wooden goose, and a revolver with one bullet in it.
I think it's kind of weird that they wanted to bring an 8lb bag of cocaine to the party.