An Englishman in New England

An Englishman in New England

Work like no-one's watching, dance like you don't need the money, and hurt like you've never been loved.

All About The Englishman


Be informed
Be entertained
Be perverted
Confess, sinner
Things fall apart. The center cannot hold.
Change your perceptions. They're lame.
I have a dream.
I am Jack's imaginary friend
Don't think. Just Grow.
For all your multimedia needs
Rehabilitating Mr. Wiggles
Filthy Lies
Hey! You make me throw up a little!
The Framley Examiner Personals
From the creator of 'Grow'
Fura Neko games!
This man is everything I hope to be, artistically
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Belle De Jour
C h a p e l . P e r i l o u s
Another Girl, Another Planet
Robber Rabbit

currently. . .

[Playing] Oh, holy Halo 2, Xbox
[Reading] War of the Worlds
[Songs of the Moment] Freelove Freeway, Ricky Gervais/David Brent & Noel Gallagher (The Office), Let Me Love You, Mario
[Movie(s) of the Moment] Before Sunset

highlight reel

Pussy Perspectives
The Laid List
Liquored Up and Lookin' Fer Pussy
Orphan Rampage
The Office and David Carradine
Urkel's Calling
A Wee Turtle's Head
Non-Event Horizon
The Illusion of Time
Born To Run
Bush Humor
Fiendster: The Anti-Friendster
Crusoe and the INS
Peak Oil
Smile for me, Mona
Spin the bullet bachelor party
Spin the bullet part II
Heaven and Home
Heal the world

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Monday, February 2

What a great weekend it was. M and I took in a bunch of movies, that (gasp!) she and I could both stand to watch, and although her opinions would most probably differ, I thoroughly enjoyed them.

First I caught 'American Wedding'. I haven't laughed so hard in a proposal scene since. . .well shit, ever. It was nice to close the book on some characters that I was introduced to in my freshman year of college, and see the trilogy come to its crowning moment - Stifler eating a turd.

Next up was 'Happy Accidents'. What a cool and quirky movie this was. Marisa Tomei is so great in this movie, portraying a female knight in shining armor who always seems to attract (and subsequently date) guys who have drug/emotional/fetish problems. Along comes Sam. Sam and Marisa hit it off. Sam confesses he's from hundreds of years in the future. Thoughtful and touching movie ensues.

Finally, I went and saw 'Along Came Polly' in the theatre. Now this was one I wasn't looking forward to - it had all the makings of a Jason-hated movie: Jennifer Aniston reprising her role as just about every generic girlfriend invented, *gag*, Ben Stiller as yet another doormat guy looking for a girl that will treat him right, *gag*, Deborah Messing, a woman so thin she must *gag* after every meal, lots of weasel jokes. . .well that last bit actually turned me on, but anyway. Exactly 90 minutes later, I walked out feeling good, and with several funny jokes to crack myself up with in the shower. Plus, Jen actually looked smoking hot in this movie. Go see it.