The Virgin Suicides
18 year-old lesbian sells her virginity on eBay to the highest bidder. He turns out to be a 44 year old BT engineer/weirdo, then she bleats about how horrible it was to the news.
Am I evil for not feeling a shred of sympathy?
Better question: Am I evil for being that engineer?
Best question: How about if I put the video I made of it on Kazaa?
What an idiot. To paraphrase one of my favorite movies, someone must've pissed in her mother.