An Englishman in New England

An Englishman in New England

Work like no-one's watching, dance like you don't need the money, and hurt like you've never been loved.

All About The Englishman


Be informed
Be entertained
Be perverted
Confess, sinner
Things fall apart. The center cannot hold.
Change your perceptions. They're lame.
I have a dream.
I am Jack's imaginary friend
Don't think. Just Grow.
For all your multimedia needs
Rehabilitating Mr. Wiggles
Filthy Lies
Hey! You make me throw up a little!
The Framley Examiner Personals
From the creator of 'Grow'
Fura Neko games!
This man is everything I hope to be, artistically
Tokyo Plastic 2.0h!

I love free speech. Talk to me.


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Belle De Jour
C h a p e l . P e r i l o u s
Another Girl, Another Planet
Robber Rabbit

currently. . .

[Playing] Oh, holy Halo 2, Xbox
[Reading] War of the Worlds
[Songs of the Moment] Freelove Freeway, Ricky Gervais/David Brent & Noel Gallagher (The Office), Let Me Love You, Mario
[Movie(s) of the Moment] Before Sunset

highlight reel

Pussy Perspectives
The Laid List
Liquored Up and Lookin' Fer Pussy
Orphan Rampage
The Office and David Carradine
Urkel's Calling
A Wee Turtle's Head
Non-Event Horizon
The Illusion of Time
Born To Run
Bush Humor
Fiendster: The Anti-Friendster
Crusoe and the INS
Peak Oil
Smile for me, Mona
Spin the bullet bachelor party
Spin the bullet part II
Heaven and Home
Heal the world

Atom Feed me, Seymour

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Wednesday, May 26


Archaeology only tells us part of the story. No matter what great bone discovery or beard-stroking hypothesis is formulated in the belly of some great academic institution or other, some things are lost forever to the march of time.

Some, however, are impervious to the decay of time and manage to outlive their creators. The following is a list of things by which mankind shall be judged long after we've sterilized ourselves from the face of this planet:

- AOL 9.0 "2500 hours free" cds You've snapped, stomped, ignored, trashed, scratched, microwaved (fun, by the way), bitten, flung, stabbed and burned them. . .yet they persist. . .how many hours do they have to give away before you succumb to their siren song? Slowly, surely, AOL is clawing at your soul

- Tupperware Cramping, nausea, vomiting, headaches, bloody diarrhoea, and delirium, but dammit, 6 months on, the sandwich still looked fresh!

- EZ Cheez I swear the companies that make bright yellow raincoats had some of this stuff to spare, and an amoral monster in the boardroom looking for a quick buck on a new product. . .

- "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" Resistance, while maybe not futile, is at least more trouble than you'll probably be bothered to go to

- Laura Bush's smile Just take a look at any picture of her in public: the woman has simply had that expression etched into her skull, and some skin stretched taut over it. No more worrying about facial muscle coordination - ever!

- POG's Out there, somewhere, there are warehouses full to the rafters of them. There they wait, patiently, to claim dominion over the Earth we leave behind. . .